“Welcome to THE DRAWING ROOM, In Which We Meet The Authors Of A Most Agreeable Pastime”

Burdened by the weight of a sumptuous dinner of guinea fowl (topped off with more than a drop of claret), a group of gentlemen make their way wheezily into the room, eventually collapsing in their overstuffed wingback armchairs with a satisfying ‘Harrumph!’

One by one, cigars and brandy in hand, they introduce themselves…

Lucius P. Merriweather – Chief Editor

A writer and copy-editor by trade, Lucius often whiles away an evening by putting pen to parchment, but he first began ‘Blogging’ on ‘The Internet’ as a way to document his travels in Japan (see An Englishman in Nyu-Gun). His lifelong interest in video games eventually culminated in a lengthy digest entitled 101 Video Games That Made My Life Slightly Better, and it was while writing this tome that he first fell into the company of Sir Gaulian, a like-minded fellow with a passion for games. Lucius is also the co-author/broadcaster of 101 Films You Should Have Seen… Probably, a podcast and blog dedicated to charting obscure, and not so obscure, films that really shouldn’t have passed you by. Now and then, he can be found writing odds and ends for Eurogamer, Kotaku UK and Skyscanner – among other publications – under the pseudonym ‘Lewis Packwood’. His Digital Portfolio can be found here. Lucius currently resides in Northeast England.

Map Schwartzberg – Man of Mystery

Just who is Map Schwartzberg really? No one seems to know. Not even his cat. All we know is that he carries a Nintendo Switch chained to his wrist, and his countenance is that of a man who has seen far too much. Hints of his nature can be deciphered from his ‘On-line Thought Journal’, Obtain Potion.

Professor GreilMercs – Nintendo Boffin

Up in the dim and none-too-clean attic, the slim figure of Professor GreilMercs can be found wandering amongst precarious towers of thick and mouldy tomes, muttering to himself as he checks and notes down obscure stats and video game trivia. A fan of all things Nintendo and retro, the Professor suffers from severe completist tendencies (much to his personal detriment). Amongst other accomplishments, he has played and beaten every mainline Mario, Zelda, and Metroid game, not to mention completed a number of other series such as Mario Kart, WarioWare, Pokemon, Yoshi, and Rhythm Paradise. He has a particular fondness for all things Fire Emblem. The Professor divides his time between pointless debates with fellow manor residents and general tutelage, and his headmaster duties at the Intergalactic Video Game Academy (http://ivgacademy.com/blog), which is located across the pond. There he instructs a variety of students from across the universe, communicating via that most universal of languages: video games.

Alexander Connington – Ace Attorney

An attorney by trade, Alexander Connington spends most of his days drafting documents in his office, scouring law reports for old cases at the library, representing clients at court, and thinking up clever ways to subtly insult his rival attorneys while in front of the judge. When not performing his duties as a barrister, however, Alexander escapes from the realities of life and of his hectic career by indulging in video games (and by having a drop of whiskey at the Manor, of course). Alexander enjoys many sorts of games, but his favorites involve fantastical elements such as super-powered killer robots or magical demon-summoning high school students. Anything to take him away from the drudgery of his profession for a few hours.

Percival Smythe-Pipton – PC Pesterer

Although having recently installed himself comfortably in The Manor, Mr Smythe-Pipton can more often than not be found beavering away in one of the many great halls of learning that occupy our fair land. Pipples, as he is sometimes called, labours to enforce rigour and discipline in the minds of young scholars, deflecting away the temptations of rakishness and insobriety. Of late, he has grown weary of the sheer magnitude of his task and, fearing a full-fledged and perhaps fatal attack of the vapours, has withdrawn to draw succour from life’s simpler pleasures. The watching of television, the reading of quality speculative literature, the pursuit of televisual gaming and the visiting of the cinematograph; these are the things that keep a man’s mind off the cobbles. Sadly, however, his inclinations in these areas are said to be questionable at best, being remarked on by some as positively distasteful. His preference for the Personal Computer is a prime example of his perceived iniquity, but he holds his head high, seeking only to educate his fellow man in the enjoyment and diversion that can be gained from this child of the difference engine. Only time will tell if this noble mission will succeed, and Percival bids you look upon him kindly and without prejudice while he goes about his work.

James Keen, Esq. – Disgraced Explorer

After being forced to give up his career in polar exploration due to a spell in a debtors’ prison, James was forced to seek other means of employment. Upon release, he took up a position as a number cruncher in Brighton. The sea air did him the power of good; however, he grew to miss the creative outlet that was provided by his painting of Arctic landscapes. As such, he set aside the maths mallet, took rooms at The Manor and began to report on televisual gameology.

James has collected examples from a variety of gaming genres and he spends much of his time trying to work through his catalogue of unplayed games. His tastes are eclectic, but he has a preference for games which feature a strong narrative or which test his strategic nous. James also has an interest in the craftspeople who manufacture these interactive zoetropes and the tall tales they can tell. He occasionally wonders why there aren’t more games featuring shapely ankles.

Baron Richenbaum Fotchenstein – Senior Word Wrangler (Former)

Try me at http://virtuanaut.net or http://virtuanaut.wordpress.com or http://horrorgasm.wordpress.com or whatever the hell my place is called now….

Simon Bradbrook – Impoverished Painter

Several rooms away from The Drawing Room, in the East Wing of The Manor, lies the imposing (and somewhat drafty) gallery. Here we espy a hunched figure dressed in a tattered three-piece suit – a checked red waistcoat can be percieved between the lapels of a faded and paint-spattered black (but now almost grey) jacket. The careworn suit is accessorized with frayed fingerless gloves and an enormous woollen hat in an attempt by the wearer to keep out the infernal cold of the draughty gallery. A small brazier sputters by the lone figure’s side has he hunches over his easel, intently concentrating on his latest masterpiece.

This, dear friend, is the resident artist of the manor and official painter for A Most Agreeable Pastime, Simon Bradbrook.

Simon’s handiwork can be seen in the header at the top of the page, and from time to time his services will be called upon to illustrate various facets of our compendium. In the meantime, if you are interested in drawing upon Simon’s talent for yourself, please send a missive to s_bradbrook at hotmail dot com.


  1. Happy to have found the site. Great work from all contributors; I hope I haven’t missed the manor party!

  2. By All The Gods Of Discworld, Egypt, Valhalla & Cthulhu!!! Excellent Writing, Well Judged Humour, & absolutely zero mention of hideous football games, hidden object hell *Shudders* or ‘The Shooter That Shall Not Be Named!!” *Mustrum Ridcully Voice* Well Done Everyone!!! Lucius, you genuinely got Us more excited for Nintendo than We have been in *thinks* Decades!!! & especially the SNES mini… NEED!!! (We’d sell our 1st born…. Now where can We ‘acquire’ a first-born!? *sees lady in bonnet with perambulator* excuse me dear heart…… *Sighs*) & Baron! *Tips Hat to Fellow Supernatural Noble Gentleman* (Although Pipples old chap, you might want to watch the personal computing love, old sport! We all know that, really, the ‘classic’ adventure games (Grim Fandango, Monkey Island et al) & a rare few of the newer breed (Ghost Pirates of Vooju Island, The Whispered World, Broken Sword 5, etc) plus assorted decent shooters (Doom, Hexen, Quake, Painkiller, Postal, ad infinitum) are all that was really worthy of any interest!…. (Although of course Age of Empires & Age of Wonders were bloody cracking fun too!! Not to mention Planescape: Torment!!!) Great Lashings of Mead & Huge Portions of Steak & Mash to you all!!! *Tummy Rumbles* Blast it all… To The Microwave!!!

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