That Beyond Good & Evil 2 trailer…

So, apparently the director of Beyond Good & Evil 2 was…not entirely truthful when he claimed that the game would not be present at E3 2017, as a cinematic trailer was revealed today:

Wow. That…is certainly some amazing CGI, but is it just me or is this one of the cringiest videos ever? I suppose that looking back on it, there was some weird casual racism going on in the original game with characters like those rasta rhinos, but it seemed so passively goofy and innocuous back then. This on the other hand…this is painful for me to watch. I mean, I don’t have a problem with swearing, my horribly vulgar personal site can attest to that, but this just feels like a really overbearing, hyperactive child trying really hard to sound like an adult by swearing every two seconds.

You may have noticed that I usually gravitate towards games with darker themes, but the original Beyond Good & Evil was one of those rare brightly colored, cartoonish games that was bursting with more wonder and fun than even a miserable misanthrope like me could ignore. I don’t feel one bit of that that while watching this. This feels more like a committee of old men tossed a bunch of crumpled up pieces of paper containing what they thought those nutty kids were into these days and threw them in a hat, then defecated in the hat, then put the hat and its contents into a blender and poured it on my screen.

Maybe I have it all backwards. Maybe it’s just me that’s the out of touch old man, recoiling from the horror of this living incarnation of the generation gap. Maybe this cinematic trailer is a terrible representation of what may turn out to still be a very fun game. I just don’t know, but what I do know is that I found this trailer to be thoroughly unpleasant and if this is what Beyond Good & Evil 2 is going to feel like, I think I will sadly have to pass on it. What do you fine ladies and gents think?

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5 responses to “That Beyond Good & Evil 2 trailer…

  1. parnakumatic

    I guess I’d need to see more characters but if all monkeys are rude boys an’ vice versa, and if the other animals are sorted along the same kind of lines, that’s pretty terrible. The end was a little promising though. That part was beautiful. Let’s wait to see more with fingers crossed!

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  2. Lucius P. Merriweather

    Hmmm, I see what you mean. Utterly beautiful CGI, and I love the style of the worlds – very Incal/Fifth Element, so right up my street. But who let Guy Ritchie write the script? Yeesh.

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  3. The phrase “Be careful what you wish for” comes to mind. I wanted to punch the monkey about 2 seconds after he opened his mouth, but the CGI is nice and it seems interesting. It’s just that this is not the universe I have fond memories of. I hope Ubisoft eases my fears when it comes out, but I’m worried this game will suck.

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