Casey Jones is just cool.  He is funny, tough and has that sense of ‘vigilante moral ambiguity’ that every guy just wishes he possessed.  I know every time I see some punk kid crossing against the lights I want to hook his legs out with a hockey stick and smash him over the head with a cricket bat.  He is so cool in fact that in the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film he basically saved the film from mediocrity.

So why haven’t we seen him in his own video game? Surely people know by now that the world loves a guy wearing a hockey mask.  

<img class="size-full wp-image-2777" alt="” src=”https://amostagreeablepastime.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/caseyjones1990movie.jpg&#8221; width=”500″ height=”280″> My name is Casey Jones. I’m a friend.

And if you say Splatterhouse, I’m going to punch you in the throat.